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Choose your pricing plan

  • Conservative Plan

    160,000£
     
    Perfect for conservative politicians
    Valid for 2 years
    • Portrait Of Ian Duncan Smith With Bandaged Nose set on fire.
    • A massive party at YSP.

  • Energy Grant

    3,000£
     
    Philanthropy for #payingartists
    Valid for 2 years
    • A secret thankyou commission

  • Graduate Workshops

    300£
    Every month
    Advanced workshops for postgrad artists
    Valid for 6 months
    • Graduate level workshops

  • VIP Subscription

    50£
    Every month
    Exclusive content for discerning clients
     7 day free trial
    • Access to exclusive online artist blog content for WIP.
    • Exclusive invitations to private views and exhibitions

  • Premium Membership

    30£
    Every month
    For art collectors
     
    • Exclusive invitations to private views and exhibitions

  • Professional

    40£
    Every year
    Peer networking for professional artists and curators
     
    • Artist content

  • Student membership

    15£
    Every month
    Perfect for beginners seeking online workshops
    Valid for 12 months
    • Access to workshops and online resources
    • No experience necessary.

  • Universal high five

    5£
     
    For those insulted by the DWP and carers
    Valid for 3 months
    • Limited access to blog content, thanks for the coffee :-)

  • A.I. tech bro art forgery efforts

    0£
     
    For grifters who don't want to pay artists for our work.
    Valid for one week
    • You get nothing! You lose! Good day!

  • Monthly group workshops

    250£
    Every month
    Attend one class every month. Max 12 participants.
     
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